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Great News! Keir Starmer Labour to Add £6.43 Trillion Debt by 2029

GRIMSBY - England - Keir Starmer's Labour government will add £6.43 Trillion debt to the UK by 2029.

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More great news for the people of Britain today trickled in, much like a torrent of bubbling warm diarrhoea. The Keir Starmer Labour government will add £6.43 Trillion of public debt to the UK economy of “growth” by 2029. This is on top of the £2.66 Trillion debt already on the books. The total will thus be £9.09 Trillion debt to gift to the future generations of Britons thanks to Labour.

It will mean that by 2029-30, public spending per household is set to reach £45,184. Net debt is growing at £6,284 per second or £543 million per day.

About 90% of the Labour spending will go directly to the Big State, where vast salaries and pensions, as well as unlimited expense accounts make up much of the taxpayer funded debt.

“We need the public to work harder and pay more taxes so they can fund the lifestyle of Big State employees, even though our government is borrowing trillions of pounds no one will ever be able to pay back we need to spend other people’s money until nothing is left but pure debt,” a Labour QUANGO operative appealed during a BBC broadcast on Monday.

£6.43 Trillion debt is a sizeable amount of money to waste down a socialist black hole, but it’s all in a day’s work for the Marxist Labour government under Keir Starmer.

Rachel Reeves, the Chancellor, recently announced that living standards will be considerably lower in the UK by 2029 as well.

Remember, you get what you voted for, and so do your children and grandchildren.

Labour are sealing the future of Britain, a bankrupted, demoralised dystopian nightmare of a future where the formerly green English countryside will be covered by rows upon rows of brutalist concrete soviet buildings to house the millions of Third World migrants let in with the Labour Open Door Policy, and the previous socialist idiot, Boris Johnson’s Boris Wave of 2.8 million migrants.

There will be no more trees, babbling brooks, grass meadows, or rambling English hills, it will just be solar panels, wind farms and soviet social housing amongst the grey, dismal concrete.

Looks like the future’s so bright, you got to wear concrete shades.

 

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46 COMMENTS

  1. Labour disgust me.Whenever I hear them speak or I read what they write or what they have done I literally feel sick and hav to vomit into a bucket or whtever is arounf

  2. Never have I seen a worse government than Labour of 2025. I’m talking from the 1960s onwards. These people are total commies and they don’t care if they show it either.

  3. Labour are evil but so are the Tories. Who is more evil than the other should be asked as a question for every body.

  4. I cannot even fathom how much debt that equates to 6.4 trillion or whatever the number is? Someone tell me this is satire?

  5. I don’t care how much debt Labour makes for future generations. Keir Starmer was elected for a good reason and he is doing a wonderful job so stop railing on him and Labour. Do you think the Tories would not add as much debt?

  6. My wife wants kids. I don’t want kids. Looks like it’s a divorce soon. I refuse to bring kids into this world under a Labour government.

  7. The future of the uk is a dystopia that even George Orwell could not have imagined.

    There is no way this sad country will ever get out of the mess of voting Labour and their communist agenda. We’ll all be huddled around those £30,0000 NetZero heaters that break down every five minutes and cost a fortune to fix. We will have no food as the farmers will have all been taxed out of business and there will be no jobs for anyone because all the businesses went under.

    Thank you Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves you imbeciles.

  8. My wife and I were going to have kids but now we can’t because Labour has ruined the economy for the future. Cannot afford to have kids and anyway why would we want to bring the poor tykes into a world like this 🙁

  9. My council tax has risen by 23% in a year and they don’t do bin collections anymore. I’m paying for some fat cat council boss es salary and pension scheme. £490,000 per year

  10. I sadly was tricked into voting for Labour. I will never do it again. They lied and lied about promises during the campaign and once in power they reneged on every promise.

    I am truly sickened at what they’ve done and am so sorry to everyone for voting for these liars.

    There should be laws prohibiting liars like this coming into power

  11. Great article you guys seem to have your fingers on the pulse and true feelings of the nation. Thank you for telling it how it is truly ..

  12. A biblical pestilence has descended upon Britain. We were once a great country and then Labour was elected.

    God help us all.

    xoxoxo

  13. i cant see anyway out of the situation we’re stuck with labour for another four long years and the amount of destruction they will do to the uk is already too evident i just can’t see a way to change any of this horrible nightmare life in the uk is unlivable it is unbearable a disaster

  14. Look on the positive side all those dystopian movies and images of destroyed landscapes will come true. The Brits gotta enjoy it because their lives will soon resemble a movie set for a apocalypse movie LOL

  15. No point in having kids if this is what they’re going to inherit in the future. Why bring kids into this world who will only know suffering?

  16. It’s good that Labour bankrupts the UK further so that they are weakened as a nation. I hate the UK and hope you all go broke.

  17. Why anyone surprised by this cuz this is what socialists do they produce debt until all the money is gone and country goes bankrupt.

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