This is the latest advice from denizens of the African American community, fine upstanding citizens just giving good advice to all. “When yo kids hungry jus take ’em to da sto!”
The premise of the advice of course is to eat as much as you can in the store/supermarket then leave without paying a cent.
He teaches his kids how to shoplift, then dumps the chips on the dirty floor and eats them. pic.twitter.com/JXZrf4eRcY
— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) March 14, 2025
It’s okay, you may have five or ten kids, no problem. Don’t forget to dump your chips on the dirty floor before you eat them.
“This an all-you-can-eat buffet, and it’s all free.”
It’s truly great to see members of the African American community providing such sage advice to all their compatriots.
This is how it works.
— Trump Family *PARODY* (@Mai_ASUR) March 14, 2025
"I Can't Theive"
Store owner chokes black thief destroying and trying to steal from his store.
Welcome to the ghetto
This IS black culture 🤌 pic.twitter.com/5qVtE8qfdq— White Ghost (@White_Ghost187) March 14, 2025
Sometimes things can go wrong, though …or right, depending on how you look at it.
In many US States run by liberals, e.g. California, shoplifting is not a crime until it reaches a threshold of $900
If you have a store, anyone can walk in, take an item worth $500 and walk out. Don't bother calling the police.
This bro went to the wrong store pic.twitter.com/M4lADh6YwN
— Kalu Aja (@FinPlanKaluAja1) June 26, 2024
One of thos kids has got two icecreams he’s eating at the same time. What a greedy little piggy lol
It’s called reperations. They’re owed what whitey has right now. Get a life.