Comrades, commissars, Labour Party hierarchy, Bolsheviks, apparatchiks, Big State civil servants, train drivers, Marxist union bosses, NHS managers, and the rest of the scum proletariat.
Commissar Reeves has today announced the wonderful news that the UK economy has continued to shrink thanks to her anti-growth policies, which are impoverishing the UK. But comrades, we all know the shrinking of the economy is all due to that capitalist swine Donald Trump. This is the Big State’s real reason for the major downturn.
URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ FROM COMMISSAR REEVES
Chocolate rations for this year will be reduced by 14.3 grams and butter rations will be halted indefinitely for all, except for Big State apparatchiks, high party Labour commissars, union and NHS bosses, and train drivers.
Commissar Reeves has hailed the state of her personal drive to decrease living standards and ruin the British economy. According to government statistics, the standard of living in the UK is now lower than Slovenia.
Comrade Reeves today outlined her 1-year-plan to bring the UK economy to the level of Zimbabwe by next year.
“I am proud to announce that the huge taxation increases, high inflation, business red tape plus tax increases, and punishing farmers and private schools with punitive measures, as well as 90% of the wealthy and affluent leaving the UK has provided dividends in ruining the economy as my policies punished the private sector yet awarded vast pay rises to Marxist unions, train drivers, NHS bosses, and the Big State civil service. I look forward to ruining the economy further, so the general population will be forced to eat the bark off the trees to survive. Oh, and it’s all Donald Trump’s fault.”
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ANNIE LUNGTHORPE, 12, OF 34 KARLMARX ROAD, BRIGHTON, SECTOR 87, ENGLAND, WAS TODAY AWARDED 0.0034 GRAMS OF EXTRA CHOCO RATIONS FOR REPORTING HER UNCLE, AUNTIE, BROTHER, SISTER, LOCAL BAKER AND BUDGIE FOR TUTTING DISAPPROVINGLY DURING A BROADCAST FROM COMMISSAR REEVES ABOUT THE BIG STATE INCREASE IN ALL BIG STATE TAXES FOR PROLES TO BE ENACTED NEXT WEEK. THE TREACHEROUS TRAITORS TO THE BIG STATE WERE TAKEN AWAY THIS MORNING AT 3AM. THEY WILL BE LIQUIDATED AND RECYCLED FOR SUSTAINABLE COMMISSAR MILIBAND NET ZERO PURPOSES! REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!
Of the 8 small businesses who live near me .Five have just given up , others have reduced their staff from 10 to one, a bakery employed 7 and after the tax rises decide to down size to just himself . Another a hairdresser had 8 staff and has reduced just 1 , herself. It just not worth building a small business. They can’t survive under these terrible socialist Rachel Reeves conditions. The utter despair these poor people have it really hits home.
I know what you mean I’ve spoken to a few businesses on my High Street. They’re not employing anymore and firing the majority of their staff. Many have just given up. Labour has no ideas about money or how it’s made they think it just grows on some kind of tree or something. Britain is doomed.
Taxing people and businesses into oblivion it’s a good way to grow the economy
Thanks to these muppets we’re now paying more money to pay off the interest from UK debt than the education budget.
Starmer siad the people with the broadest shoulders need to take the burden well they all bloody left. The rich and wealthy have all gone. Now it’s the people with the thinnest, weakest shoulders taking the burden. THE WORKING PEOPLE. Labour are a terrible curse on our country. God help us all.
She will blame anyone and everyone for the carnage she has caused. I cannot think of anyone else in History that has caused more damage to UK business. Even Hitler was better than her.
Time to leave it may take 50 or 60 years to get back to what the UK was before these idiots came in
Rachel Reeves or os it Rachel Theeves?
I’m embarressed I voted Labour. Never again. I’m so sorry.
rach from accounts is a disgrace