Comrades, commissars, Labour Party hierarchy, Bolsheviks, apparatchiks, Big State civil servants, train drivers, Marxist union bosses, NHS managers, and the rest of the scum proletariat.
Commissar Reeves has today announced the wonderful news that the UK economy has continued to shrink thanks to her anti-growth policies, which are impoverishing the UK. But comrades, we all know the shrinking UK economy is all due to that capitalist swine Donald Trump. This is the Big State’s real reason for the major downturn.
URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ FROM COMMISSAR REEVES
Chocolate rations for this year will be reduced by 14.3 grams and butter rations will be halted indefinitely for all, except for Big State apparatchiks, high party Labour commissars, union and NHS bosses, and train drivers.
Net Zero zones in sectors 45,32,112 and 61 will have their electricity cut off at 3pm on Tuesday for 12 hours due to power issues. The current temperature is -6 Celsius but do not worry comrades it is anticipated to rise to -4 degrees by then. Any citizen caught trying to heat themselves with a fireplace, gas heater or wood burning stove will be arrested and charged under Net Zero regulation 634542-1a.
Commissar Reeves has hailed the state of her personal drive to decrease living standards and ruin the British economy. According to government statistics, the standard of living in the UK is now lower than Slovenia.
Comrade Reeves today outlined her 1-year-plan to bring the UK economy to the level of Zimbabwe by next year.
“I am proud to announce that the huge taxation increases, high inflation, business red tape plus tax increases, and punishing farmers and private schools with punitive measures, as well as 90% of the wealthy and affluent leaving the UK has provided dividends in ruining and contributing to the shrinking UK economy as my policies punished the private sector yet awarded vast pay rises to Marxist unions, train drivers, NHS bosses, and the Big State civil service. I look forward to ruining the economy further, so the general population will be forced to eat the bark off the trees to survive. Oh, and it’s all Donald Trump’s fault.”
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ANNIE LUNGTHORPE, 12, OF 34 KARLMARX ROAD, BRIGHTON, SECTOR 87, ENGLAND, WAS TODAY AWARDED 0.0034 GRAMS OF EXTRA CHOCO RATIONS FOR REPORTING HER UNCLE, AUNTIE, BROTHER, SISTER, LOCAL BAKER AND BUDGIE FOR TUTTING DISAPPROVINGLY DURING A BROADCAST FROM COMMISSAR REEVES ABOUT THE BIG STATE INCREASE IN ALL BIG STATE TAXES FOR PROLES TO BE ENACTED NEXT WEEK. THE TREACHEROUS TRAITORS TO THE BIG STATE WERE TAKEN AWAY THIS MORNING AT 3AM. THEY WILL BE LIQUIDATED AND RECYCLED FOR SUSTAINABLE COMMISSAR MILIBAND NET ZERO PURPOSES! REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!
Its good she is making better choices for us all.
We had a toy shop on our High Street been there 40 years. They closed shop last week. I remember going in there as a child but now it’s gone forever. Rachel Reeves is to blame without any question. She needs to be hounded out and her head put on Tower Hill.
Anyone who voted for Labour party should be deported from the UK.
I will always vote for Labour just to see the pain it causes to all the gammons. This country needs to be decolonised. We also need to rejoin the EU.
This country used to be called Great Britain once. Now it’s just sh^t Britain
A friend of mine claims that Labour are communist. I looked it up and was surprised that they are actually communist. How come when I voted for them i did not know this. Communists are dangerous and don’t like business or making money.
I’ve been trying to get a job for the past 6 months but noone is hiring. I have literally sent out a thousands CVs but not a pip. I’m a qualified hairdresser.
The only announcement this disaster needs to make is her resignation effective immediately.
Labour is not working.
Hope Rach from accounts is happy she has completely destroyed Britain.
This woman has ruined the UK economy. I don’t think it will ever recover if she stays in the job.
Last year I had a thriving business. Today I closed it. There’s no point in trying to start or run a business under the current conditions presented by the Chancellor who lied to get the job. Yes, she lied about her qualifications in her CV. She is not qualified for the job of running the economy and in my opinion should be investigated for fraud. This is a serious point of contention and I will be writing to my local ombudsman and MP.
The economy is actually in a lot worse shape than what is being released by the media. The gov. is keeping schtum on it. We’re going into a prolonged recession for the next two decades because of the policies and budget irresponsibility of this woman. Britain is now a ruined country because we basically sold all our businesses and manufacturing to foreign countries.
My 10-year-old son Deepak knows more about business and the economy than Rachel Reeves. He is already selling lots of things in the corner shop.
If I evah see Rachel Reeves Im goin to cum on her fringe. I luv her so much.
Labour is evil.
Reeves is going to take away my PIP disability payments. I genuinely have headaches every day and am not able to work plus I had the sniffles yesterday. I receive £3,490 per month but now am in danger of losing it. Shame on Labour I thought you were socialist. I’m writing to the Guardian about this outrage.
I am sad to say I voted for Labour simply because the Tories were so bad. I don’t think I will vote ever again because it’s not worth it and I urge everyone else to do the same. Labour are the worst thing that has ever happened to this country and me personally I’ve lost my business because of their taxes and regs. My family has lost business too and many of my friends have gone under as well. This woman they put in charge of the economy is a disaster everything she touches turns to sh!t.
I’m leaving the UK and going to Dubai, UAE next week. Sold everything. Good luck with this lot there’s no hope left in the UK anymore.
This cracks me up you brits in a bad situation you need some DOGE actions.
She needs to be got rid of. Once that’s done all her budget nonsense has to be reversed to try to fix this mess
She says she wants to brink the UK to the level of Zimbabwe by next year? That would be ambitious because she’s taking us to the level of Haiti the way she’s going about it. Prepare for riots in every city and looting like never seen before.When theirs no food on the shelves anymore that’s when it will really kick off. Can’t wait to se Sadiq Khan on a pike. Reeves will be hanging off Tower Bridge.
I’ve never seen GB in such dire straits. We’re f****d
Of the 8 small businesses who live near me .Five have just given up , others have reduced their staff from 10 to one, a bakery employed 7 and after the tax rises decide to down size to just himself . Another a hairdresser had 8 staff and has reduced just 1 , herself. It just not worth building a small business. They can’t survive under these terrible socialist Rachel Reeves conditions. The utter despair these poor people have it really hits home.
I know what you mean I’ve spoken to a few businesses on my High Street. They’re not employing anymore and firing the majority of their staff. Many have just given up. Labour has no ideas about money or how it’s made they think it just grows on some kind of tree or something. Britain is doomed.
Taxing people and businesses into oblivion it’s a good way to grow the economy
Thanks to these muppets we’re now paying more money to pay off the interest from UK debt than the education budget.
Starmer siad the people with the broadest shoulders need to take the burden well they all bloody left. The rich and wealthy have all gone. Now it’s the people with the thinnest, weakest shoulders taking the burden. THE WORKING PEOPLE. Labour are a terrible curse on our country. God help us all.
She will blame anyone and everyone for the carnage she has caused. I cannot think of anyone else in History that has caused more damage to UK business. Even Hitler was better than her.
Time to leave it may take 50 or 60 years to get back to what the UK was before these idiots came in
Rachel Reeves or os it Rachel Theeves?
I’m embarressed I voted Labour. Never again. I’m so sorry.
rach from accounts is a disgrace