The public will be lectured on “motivational” socialist principles, and Labour diktats every day of their lives, a newly published manifesto paper has revealed. Speakers and microphones will be installed in every lamp post in the UK proposed by the innovative Labour plan.
Much like the Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan’s pet surveillance project, ULEZ, where every vehicle is tracked and charged in London, the proposed Labour “Listen and Speak” scheme will ensure that citizens are daily indoctrinated in soviet ideology and microphones will listen for any form of dissent against the ruling regime once it gains power in the coming election.
LISTEN AND SPEAK
Upon hearing of the Labour plans, one citizen voiced his distaste of such a scheme coming into fruition.
“If I want to live in fucking North Korea, I’ll go and live there. Imagine walking down the street and being forced to listen to the irritating nasal droning from Comrade Starmer every fucking day of your life, listening to his awful grinding punishing nasal voice telling you how to think, what to do, where to go, I’d fucking top myself.”
Along with daily lectures on the greatness of Labour socialist schemes, citizens will be indoctrinated in EU values and other communist rhetoric.
If people are seen to be wearing headphones whilst walking in the streets, they will be told to take the device off from their heads, or if they are Bluetooth headphones, the Labour “Listen and Speak” system will hijack the Bluetooth headphones to force the citizen to listen to the latest soviet Labour messages being broadcast.
Along with speakers installed on every lamp post, the Labour plan is to also install powerful microphones that will monitor each citizen’s speech. The listening devices will be powered by AI and will alert the Labour Stasi authorities if any citizen speaks adversely about the Labour regime at any time or says any word that is forbidden by woke programmers who have infiltrated the English language.
“If someone says any forbidden words or speaks badly about the Labour soviet system, the AI system will identify the offender, who will then be removed from their home in the early hours of the morning. These offending individuals will then be sent to an EU sanctioned re-education centre and reprogrammed to love the Labour EU State.,” a jubilant Labour spokesman revealed on Thursday.
Comrade Starmer pronounced the scheme as a measure to “safeguard and ensure the safety of every British citizen” and a way to uphold “the beloved EU rules which Labour is dedicated to rejoining”.
This is no joke it is set to happen. People are voting for their own loss of privacy and a police state that’s what labour plans all along and if I could do something about it like stop ppl voting labour I would of but I can’t see the lemmings changing there minds.
Eat SHlt
Is this Britain or Stalin’s Russia?
flip flop Keir Starmer cannot be trusted
Labour is basically Britains commie party and they would do this in a heartbeat. They would say it is for our own security but its all about total control..lol
I can seriously see this happening
I think this is a viable plan. I agree with Labour and will vote for them.
WE ALREADY HAVE SIMILAR IN RUSSIA IT IS GOOD BRITAIN FOLLOW US. ИДИОТЫ-БРИТАНЦЫ ТЕПЕРЬ СЛЕДЯТ ЗА НАШИМИ СЛУЖБАМИ БЕЗОПАСНОСТИ
Это невероятно, я думал, что мы были плохими в России при советских режимах прошлого, но теперь британцы перенимают наши старые методы. Разве Британии не суждено быть демократической либеральной страной?
eh just like ULEZ we’ll take them things down. No sweat mate.
Can they be hacked? If so this is a grave danger to everyone because anyone can hack them and use them for ill.
Я думал о переезде в Великобританию, но теперь не буду. Лучше жить где-нибудь более свободно.
Labour are essentially communist yet people will vote for them because they don’t understand what communism is or entails. These low information voters are the biggest danger to democracy that ever existed.
I’m still going to vote for Labour despite this surveillance because anything is better than the Tory scum.
Next they’ll want to put cameras up our ars-es
I need my medication for today I haven’t tken my meds. I can’t stand it.
Blair introduced hundreds thousands CCTV when he ruled the roost now when Labour comes in it will be these listening posts and speakers. George Orwell was right all along.
crazy
Not voting Labour then. Scum.
Keir Starmer is a red commie piece of $hit. Lost my vote.
I voted Labour all my life and even campaigned for them in Salford. If they bring in this monstrosity I’m not voting for the, Even talking about it is disgusting what about our right to privacy? might as well stay home and do nothing.
basturd
They put em up we chop em down – eazy
Every day feel like 1984 is a reality. What next telescreens?
Surely this is a misunderstanding noone would be stupid enough to do this to their citizens. Is this how Labour plans on being elected?
Gulag Britain.
They lost my vote. Going to spoil the ballot with a massive cock.
aRE WE IN cHINA?
STARMER IS ##NT
You would have to be insane to vote for any of them. I’m staying at home. Labour will win this but not off my vote.
When Labour wins the election because millions of clueless wankers and sh-tstains voted for them we will ll have to live in perepetual nightmare.