Purring Queen Tipped to be Next Downing Street Cat

LONDON - England - The Queen, who likes to purr a lot, has been tipped to replace the Downing Street moggy, David Cameron's office has revealed.

 

“We’re going to transfer Larry the tabby cat to Buckingham palace and bring the Queen into Downing Street. We just hope the loud purring sounds don’t distract the Cabinet meetings,” a Number 10 spokeswoman added.

Prince Philip, who hates cats, on hearing the news was furious and vowed to set the corgis on the poor moggy once he is delivered to Buckingham palace.

In related news, David Cameron may visit the Tower of London soon, alongside SNP leader Alex Salmond where they will be imprisoned for the rest of their lives.

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