Scotland: "A Final Cry to Go into Bottle"

How ironic that it took a traitorous chief bottler and reverse Midas touch politician like Gordon Brown to bring out the bottle in many Scottish voters.

As the resounding No vote by the bottlers reveals a nation with more mangy haggis than sporran, once again, Scotland has been party to treachery by its own brainwashed people.

“It’s not much of a cry to go into battle as a cry to go into bottle,” a former Yes voter and bottler told the BBC.

Gordon Brown’s traitorous bottler disease infected millions of Scottish bottlers with a resounding No vote, orchestrated of course with the help of Labour, who need Scotland to win a majority in a general election.

“I suppose I was working for the other side the whole time eh,” SNP leader Alex Salmond revealed whilst giving Darling a special handshake and a wink.

Perhaps, treachery is part of the Scottish psyche, as witnessed by William Wallace when he was abandoned by “Red” John Comyn during the battle of Falkirk in 1298 thus leading ultimately to his execution by the English.

Naturally, the Daily Squib accurately predicted the outcome of this sham referendum way before the results, but what can we say, we just can’t help doing what we do.

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28 COMMENTS

LET THEM GO!!! September 23, 2014 At 09:02

What are they going to do? Scots are too lazy to do anything. They’re down the boozer or on benefits if anyone wants to know what the scots are like watch ‘the Scheme’ you can find it on youtube.

WHO PAYS FOR THE SCOTS? WE DO!!! MUGGINS ENGLISH TAXPAYERS!!!! THEY DON’T DO ANYTHING THEY’RE USELESS!!!
Lars September 22, 2014 At 12:47

Freeee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-dom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ken September 20, 2014 At 18:55

absolute twock. never again will we have the chance.
TC September 19, 2014 At 18:11

It’s a disgrace. I live in what was Scotland and vow to leave and never come back. This is not my country any more.
- No No No No September 19, 2014 At 18:16
  
  Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Piss off you Scottish idiot. More for us now it’s our land now.
Real Scot September 19, 2014 At 15:36

Rigged the people who voted No are not Scots.
Vote rig September 19, 2014 At 13:31

VOTE WAS RIGGED VIDEO PROOF HERE http://youtu.be/xBZi6HqDwcQ
VOTE WAS RIGGED FOR NO VOTE ITS ALL THERE!!!
- we wuz robbed September 19, 2014 At 15:31
  
  there were no independent observers of this referendum.
- Rigsby September 20, 2014 At 07:57
  
  http://www.infowars.com/russian-election-observers-westminster-rigged-scottish-independence-vote/
Baggins September 19, 2014 At 13:06

I’m watching the Scheme now. That’s Scotland to me. A bunch of freeloaders. They wouldn’t be able to survive without the benefits. Makes me sick that we begged them to stay we shoulds kicked those freeloading useless muppets.

http://youtu.be/Xan2xU-ZFic
- Sarah September 19, 2014 At 15:33
  
  I love the Scheme it was the best thing on the telly for ages.
Pilanz September 19, 2014 At 12:58

So what scots are cowards yella spitshiners pinko chickens bwak bwak bwak. so what?
- Gaz September 20, 2014 At 18:56
  
  Fck off and die bastard!!!!!!!!
Guest September 19, 2014 At 12:51

There are traitors in every nation now. Because of globalisation national identity has been stripped. They use lots of ways now to get the vote their way. Referendums don’t mean a thing apart from an empty gesture saying they gave the vote to the people but they didn’t really.
Tanya September 19, 2014 At 12:26

Yes voters were intimidating shits. You shld all be ashamed of yoselves
- - September 19, 2014 At 12:35
  
  fck off
- ___ September 20, 2014 At 18:57
  
  slag
Axl September 19, 2014 At 11:58

We could have a referendum every year and they still would mess it up.
Bullingdon Boy September 19, 2014 At 11:12

It’s a good thing I’ve gotta clean arse today. C’mon you Scottish bas..kiss it..
Faggots n Neeps September 19, 2014 At 10:30

There singin gaylick songs there noo. Shafted up da bum.
- Rupert Mann September 19, 2014 At 10:38
  
  mebbe da scotchs cannae bend over jus a lil bit more dannae think it’s far enough.
Banuck September 19, 2014 At 10:07

I cry every time I watch that film..
Labour conclusion September 19, 2014 At 09:54

Absolutely disgusting article piece here. The United Kingdom is stronger than ever today. Without unity things would be worse. I am so happy for Scotland and proud of Labour voters who made this happen. The work completed selflessly and all deserve a round of applause for their tireless work. We will strengthen the bonds that tie us together and now we must move our attention to beating the Tories.
Alistair September 19, 2014 At 08:19

There’s no way that Salmond could have pulled it off. Especially with the vote rigging.
Gary September 19, 2014 At 04:23

The scots are cowards but so what.

Ponces
- Anon September 19, 2014 At 09:33
  
  Understand this. Scotland died a long time ago. What there is now is NOT Scotland. The people who live there are not Scottish. It’s a dead concept long gone many many years ago. Just forget it pal Scotland is a distant memory.
  - Cracie September 19, 2014 At 12:38
    
    Never thought they could be so yellow.
    - Pilanz September 19, 2014 At 12:57
      
      If u don’t have the guts u don’t have the guts. lots of people are cowards and would sell their grandma for money. Never understimate the cowardice of ppl theyd rather stick with being told what to do then get freedom.