MOSCOW - Russia - President, Vladimir Putin, is currently moving his troops away from the Ukrainian border, or so he claims.
“I’m only ordering a temporary move away from the border, because the Swiss bankers have gone and told the Yankee swine where my stash is kept. I thought it was hidden well enough but they seem to have located it. Now, there will be a temporary reprieve, but once I get my money to a safe zone, then it will be back to business,” a rather worried Putin told the Duma on Wednesday.
Turning the screw
Things were bound to get a little personal, and Obama’s advisers certainly have done the trick with this one.
Putin can console himself that he has managed to make Obama look like a rank amateur, however next time Vlad, move the money out first.
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