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Cameron: “Phew, EU Referendum Ditched”

BRUSSELS - Belgium - David Cameron is very happy at the Lords defeat of the EU Referendum bill.

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By Mr. Charrington
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David Cameron breathed a sigh of relief after the House of Lords ditched the EU Referendum vote thanks to Labour and the Lib Dems, and now all that shenanigans is over with — it’s time to lose the next election .

“That was the plan all along, you don’t think we would ever give the plebs a say in an EU vote? It’s all a great weight off my shoulders and I’m all set up for that high paying job as an EU bureaucrat,” Cameron said from Brussels as he dug his nose in deeper up the Eurocrarsy.

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