World

Just When You Thought Woke Was Gone …

NEW JERSEY - USA - Woke is sadly not over. Hospitals are now asking parents what gender and sexual orientation their newborn babies identify as.

One would have thought that the new era of Trump would hail some kind of renaissance in anti-woke reality where some form of normalcy was realised, but unfortunately, this is not the case. What happens to socialists, communists and the woke when they are pushed against a wall is even more scary — they double down.

This is the case in New Jersey hospitals, where new parents are now routinely given a questionnaire directly after the birth of their child. Kudos to Holly Schepisi, a Republican member of the New Jersey Senate, who will do something about this.

It reads:

“Which of the following best describes your baby? Lesbian or gay; straight or heterosexual; bisexual; self-describes (please specify); questioning/unsure.”

Newly born babies barely have a brain formed, and it is insanity to think that a newborn can “self-describe” its sexuality or is in a period of “questioning/unsure”.

woke babies new jerseywoke babies new jersey

To this end, we must conclude what we have always concluded, that woke people are fucking deranged lunatics, they are so completely wacko and demented maybe they actually do need to all be exterminated with the highest form of prejudice. Only joking, just stick ’em all in large padded rooms for eternity, that should suffice.

What would Tony Soprano do in this situation? Send in Furio of course.

It’s only a matter of time though before this level of grotesque woke insanity comes to the NHS, which is already heavily infected with this dire shit.

Help Support Independent Publishers

PLEASE SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB We fight for freedom, justice and coffee.
Disqus Comments Loading...
Share
Published by

Recent Posts

Britney Spears Needs Some New Furniture Pronto

LOS ANGELES - USA - Former pop star Britney Spears needs some new furniture for…

2 hours ago

Oops, Hunter Biden Just Lost His 18-Man Secret Service Detail

CAPE TOWN - South Africa - Hunter Biden has had his 18-man Secret Service detail…

5 hours ago

If You Can’t Speak or Read English in Arkansas You’re in Big Trouble

ARKANSAS - USA - A new initiative has begun in the state where if a…

12 hours ago

Give France Back the Statue of Liberty Demands French EU Politician

BRUSSELS - Belgium - A French member of the European Parliament is demanding the return…

15 hours ago

Market Fear Over Yet? More Squeaky Bum Time or Time to Buy the Dip?

WALL STREET - USA - Is the market correction over? How far will the markets…

1 day ago

“When yo kids hungry jus’ take ’em to da sto!”

ATLANTA - USA - We're getting some sage advice from denizens of the African American…

3 days ago