Because Net Zero is going to cost UK taxpayers £390 billion, Ed Miliband has issued strict Net Zero guidelines for the military to shoot only one bullet every 15 minutes and maybe fire one missile at the enemy once every two days.
“Carbon emission guidelines for the military will dictate what they can and can’t do in combat situations, for example instead of two fighter jets taking off only one jet will be permitted to take off once a week,” Miliband revealed in the House of Commons on Wednesday.
Unfortunately for the British army, the enemy will probably not follow the Net Zero guidelines and will be unloading everything they have onto our soldiers at speed.
Miliband reassured the top brass of the MoD that asking the enemy nicely to adhere to Net Zero rules will assure everyone is compliant to the environmental emission target rules set out by his department.
“Yes, when they’re attacking or prior to the attack, we need to ask the enemy politely to make sure they are using heat pumps and that their tanks are Euro 4 compliant for ULEZ charges. The Russian invading force must comply with Net Zero guidelines, or we may be forced to fine them.”
Save the last bullet for Millipede.
Thats it brits lost da wars
The guidelines should be followed to reduce carbon emissions in wars. It’s the right thing to do. I’m fully behind David Milliband.
Mad Ed cracks me up. The lunatics are truly running the asylum.
How can you only be allowed to shoot one bullet every fifteen minutes?
Miliband is insane. The lunatics are in charge
Miliband is a twat
Russians could invade the UK in a day with your pathetic weak Labour in charge. Like it would take about three or four hours to clean up.
This is insanity. Is the Brit gov serious they’re going to ask the Russians to observe NET ZERO? You guys are truly screwed.
You can talk mate you’ve got a nutter for a president.
Who’s that?
Looks like the kooks in the UK are totally f%cked. Lunatics.