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Daily Squib Would Have Gone Woke For $100 Million USAID

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib would have gone woke for a $100 million USAID bribe to spread far-left propaganda.

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Dayum! Seeing the list of people given billions of USAID U.S. taxpayer dollars for spreading woke, gay, BLM, Metoo and transgender propaganda, for a $100 million the Daily Squib would have been promoting that shit too.

Why did we not hear about this crap? Over 4,100 news outlets were receiving billions of dollars of US taxpayer cash to promote woke LGBTQP and far-leftist propaganda for decades, and we were not in on it, or even considered for the list. Shit, for that kind of money we would have had rainbows and BLM, LGBTQP stories all over the Squib. We missed out on the USAID bonanza, how the hell are we going to live that one down?

The irony of the whole situation is that we were saying stuff like “Go Woke Go Broke” when those guys were literally swimming in USAID bribes from the U.S. taxpayer. They must have been giggling all the way to their penthouses.

Imagine all the far-leftists driving around in their Ferraris and Porsches funded by USAID, and many of the Squib staffers barely can afford a bicycle.

Well, that’s the price for having some integrity, huh.

Seriously, we would never accept any US taxpayer cash stolen and redistributed (laundered) in the form of USAID. This despicable act actually sickens us, and is more akin to theft from decent, hard-working Americans. Especially as the US is in debt for nearly $40 trillion, it’s a disgusting act of corruption that Big Balls and Elon Musk have uncovered. Bless those guys, and thanks to Trump for uncovering the biggest crime ever investigated in US state history.

Yes, the Daily Squib is poor, but at least we did not rip off the US taxpayers for billions.

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5 COMMENTS

  1. Looks like the woke thing was another way of harvasting taxpayer cash. Gotta hand it to them it was the cleanest bank robbery I’ve ever seen. Billions dollars right in their pockets. And all the while noone knw anything was going on. Incredible. I seriously think they pulled off the biggest heist in history and tried to make it look legit too. OMFG this is beyond anything I’ve ever known in my short life.

  2. You seriously lost out some news sites made literally millions just thrown at them. Instead of writing your moral satire and truth BS you should have played the system like they did. Squib lost out big time.

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