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It’s Okay ‘Diversity Equity and Inclusion’ Still Intact During California Fires

LOS ANGELES - USA - Rest assured, Diversity, Equity and Inclusion are still intact despite everything else burning in the California fires.

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Trans and LGBTQP rights, along with BLM and MeToo rights, are still intact after fires have burned down entire neighbourhoods of multi-million dollar properties in California. Diversity, equity and inclusion schemes will still continue despite not much being left standing in the entire area.

Trans activist Lilly Van Pumpidoux was set to have a transgender whip show at a primary school in Pacific Palisades today, but sadly it burned down.

“I rescued my set of 12″ dildos, my whips and had to flee in my high heels. I think I broke three nails, dammit! This is a fucking tragedy!”

Brave Pumpidoux defiantly vowed to continue teaching 6-year-old kids about the virtues of transitioning, regardless of the mild setback. She set up an impromptu camera show amongst the smouldering burned out wreckage of the school via a livestream on TikTok, despite having four of her strap-ons melted.

With no pressure in the fire hydrants due to mismanagement from Governor Newsom, who refused to sign a water restoration declaration put before him by president Trump during his tenure that would have allowed millions of gallons of water, from excess rain and snow melt from the North, to flow daily into many parts of California and Los Angeles, the fires continued to rage unabated with no end in sight.

Meanwhile, the DEI quota hire fire chief was more concerned with increasing DEI recruitment numbers than putting out fires, as the entire area now looks like Sodom and Gomorrah finally had its way. As for the DEI hire LA Mayor, she was out of town visiting Ghana only to get back too late to even bother to answer questions. Forget about little things like merit and capability, DEI is more important.

It’s just another day in California, folks, nothing to see here.

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80 COMMENTS

  1. I am a transgender woman but I have a problem with my leaking anus. It is very loose as I am 58 and have had it used by many men. What should I do? Every time I go outside and a movement comes the poop comes out fast and i get no chance to get to the restroom. The other day I was in my local Target at the checkout and i pooped on the floor. I was so embaressed i had to run out the store and left my shopping right there.

  2. I think Donald Trump should try gender surgery to transition to be a female. He would do a better job.

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  4. I voted for Mayor Bass and I would do it again. She has done a great job for the city and she looked after everyone during the fires that destroyed a few city blocks. The fire was not that bad really so the right wing media made it look like alot worser then it actually was. We’re gonna build back better and get on with our lives. LGBTQ FOREVER!

  5. All the insurers left Cali now. Most of my friends who lost their homes in the fire were not insured because the insurance companies had anough and cancelled their fire cover or left California.

  6. Lesbians in videos are great I love to watch two women doing those special moves they do. Women are so much more gentle and passionate they know how to lick the right places and which bits to touch. Two girls kissing playing with their tongues makes me so hot I have to cum many times over but they gotta be real lookers not the ugly fat kind or black.

  7. Nothing gets done anymore because all jobs are filled with women. There more concerned with their hair and nails.

  8. These DEI job people are mostly useless plus it’s impossible to fire them. Something needs to be done bout these parasites.

  9. Those videos are SNL parodies c’mon theyre not real no way. Stop posting BS misinformation someone needs to fact check you liars. Stop trying to discredit Democrats.

  10. 1 Timothy 1:8-11

    10 “For the sexually immoral, for those practicing homosexuality, for slave traders and liars and perjurers—and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine.”

  11. REPENT YOUR SINS FOR YOUR ABHORRENT ACTS AGAINST GOD Mark 10:6-9 ~ But from the beginning of creation, ‘God made them male and female.’ ‘Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh.’ So they are no longer two but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let not man separate.”

  12. You cabrones are horribal. These are millionaires celebrity who lose their homes. Please donate to help.

  13. CSV on Topanga burnt down i heard. All the baby oil burnt down. Gays r gonna have to dry hump from now on. when do i get my $750 from kamala?

  14. Iam saddened the wind is dying down and not increasing flames. Whole Lost Angeles need to burn. Keeep the fires burning in the name of God may they all burn for Jesus!!!!!

  15. ​​Child of Gaza is freezing senior of Lons angels is burning. Revenge by Almighty Allah

  16. God punishing them for sins. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 – Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

    • GODS RETRIBUTION FOR THEY DO NOT REPENT FOR THEIR SISN EVIL THEY HAVE BECOME EVIL ALL OF THEM PURSUING HOMOSEXUAL ACTS AND IMMORAL PRACTICES GOD PUNISHES THEM WITH ALL HIS MIGHT THE FIRES OF HELL BURN THEM! Romans 1:26-28 ~ For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature; and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error. And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God gave them up to a debased mind to do what ought not to be done.

  17. ​​I just read somewhere that some illegal immigrants accidentally started the fire while tryna cook a cat, how true is this?

  18. In Deutschland ertrinken wir in Schnee, aber es freut mich zu sehen das die, die der Umwelt am meisten Schaden auch direkt die verschissene Quittung bekommen 😂😂😂. You deserve it!

  19. Any Americans can clear this up why do you build houses out of wood? The only things I see standing are chmneys cuz theyre made from brick but all the rest gets burnt down. In Germany we build with bricks and stone so we do not have your problem maybe you can learn from this for the future.

  20. 2 Peter 2:6 ESV
    If by turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah to ashes he condemned them to extinction, making them an example of what is going to happen to the ungodly;

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