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It’s Okay ‘Diversity Equity and Inclusion’ Still Intact During California Fires

LOS ANGELES - USA - Rest assured, Diversity, Equity and Inclusion are still intact despite everything else burning in the California fires.

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Trans and LGBTQP rights, along with BLM and MeToo rights, are still intact after fires have burned down entire neighbourhoods of multi-million dollar properties in California. Diversity, equity and inclusion schemes will still continue despite not much being left standing in the entire area.

Trans activist Lilly Van Pumpidoux was set to have a transgender whip show at a primary school in Pacific Palisades today, but sadly it burned down.

“I rescued my set of 12″ dildos, my whips and had to flee in my high heels. I think I broke three nails, dammit! This is a fucking tragedy!”

Brave Pumpidoux defiantly vowed to continue teaching 6-year-old kids about the virtues of transitioning, regardless of the mild setback. She set up an impromptu camera show amongst the smouldering burned out wreckage of the school via a livestream on TikTok, despite having four of her strap-ons melted.

With no pressure in the fire hydrants due to mismanagement from Governor Newsom, who refused to sign a water restoration declaration put before him by president Trump during his tenure that would have allowed millions of gallons of water, from excess rain and snow melt from the North, to flow daily into many parts of California and Los Angeles, the fires continued to rage unabated with no end in sight.

Meanwhile, the DEI quota hire fire chief was more concerned with increasing DEI recruitment numbers than putting out fires, as the entire area now looks like Sodom and Gomorrah finally had its way. As for the DEI hire LA Mayor, she was out of town visiting Ghana only to get back too late to even bother to answer questions.

It’s just another day in California, folks, nothing to see here.

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21 COMMENTS

  1. CSV on Topanga burnt down i heard. All the baby oil burnt down. Gays r gonna have to dry hump from now on. when do i get my $750 from kamala?

  2. Iam saddened the wind is dying down and not increasing flames. Whole Lost Angeles need to burn. Keeep the fires burning in the name of God may they all burn for Jesus!!!!!

  3. God punishing them for sins. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 – Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

  4. ​​I just read somewhere that some illegal immigrants accidentally started the fire while tryna cook a cat, how true is this?

  5. In Deutschland ertrinken wir in Schnee, aber es freut mich zu sehen das die, die der Umwelt am meisten Schaden auch direkt die verschissene Quittung bekommen 😂😂😂. You deserve it!

  6. Any Americans can clear this up why do you build houses out of wood? The only things I see standing are chmneys cuz theyre made from brick but all the rest gets burnt down. In Germany we build with bricks and stone so we do not have your problem maybe you can learn from this for the future.

  7. 2 Peter 2:6 ESV
    If by turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah to ashes he condemned them to extinction, making them an example of what is going to happen to the ungodly;

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