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Foreign Secretary David Lammy: “Trump is Woman-Hating Nazi Sociopath”

LONDON - England - Labour Foreign Secretary David Lammy thinks that Trump is a woman-hating Nazi sociopath.

How about negotiating a trade deal with an angry black man who wants the UK and USA to pay £18 trillion in slave reparations, or someone who has publicly called you a woman-hating Nazi scum sociopath who is a threat to Western civilisation? Well, Labour foreign secretary, David Lammy is such a character, and he hates Trump with every pore in his body.

US-UK Special Relationship?

The Labour Party tried everything to stop Trump being elected, and even sent a team of over 100 socialist Labour Party activists to America during the last weeks of the campaign in order to derail and sabotage Trump’s chances. This element of hatred for Trump could even have been classified as foreign election interference.

Labour has ruined decades of a special relationship with the USA, and PM Keir Starmer has vehemently defended his appointee for foreign secretary David Lammy, even though he hates Trump so much, he would gladly see him shot by a firing squad.

Surrendered Strategic Island to China

David Lammy, who hates British colonial legacies, gave away a crucial strategic British territory, the Chagos Islands, with a US Air Force base on it to Mauritius, who are heavily aligned with China through the Belt and Road Initiative.

Sweat Stains

Who knows how Trump and his team will feel about dealing with some angry anti-white Marxist-leaning black man from the UK coming to Washington D.C. and sweating all over the White House couch?

According to many parliamentarians, David Lammy also smells foul, especially during the summer months. His sweaty body odour is allegedly so intoxicating that many retch into their handkerchiefs when within a few feet of him. If one gets too close, your eyes start watering.

As for trade tariffs? Because of the current Labour government in charge, we can expect tariffs that will cost the UK economy £25 billion per year.

Here’s to Labour’s foreign diplomacy efforts in the USA…

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