SCUNTHORPE - England - PM Keir Starmer reveals that his paid for wardrobe is overflowing with free designer clothes.
The defiant Prime Minister Keir Starmer has declared that he will not receive any more Gucci, Armani, Ralph Lauren, Veneta, Prada, Paul Smith and Brunello Cucinelli free designer clothes and accessories from dodgy Labour donors because frankly his walk-in wardrobe is already overflowing.
“You see these Bontoni shoes, they cost £18,450 and were gifted to me by a Labour donor for special business-related ministerial favours that I cannot disclose here. These shoes combine history and tradition with modern design. Not that you would know, but these are sophisticated and elegant shoes handcrafted in Italy using only the finest leathers and materials just as they were generations ago and are a joy to wear, even when I’m kicking a football around at the Arsenal Emirates stadium with the players after a free match ticket worth £4,000.”
According to parliamentary records, the freeloading greedy shitbag Sir Keir has received two-and-a-half times more in gifts and hospitality than the next highest MP, accepting £107,145 worth of gifts, benefits, and hospitality since December 2019.
The Premier League has given Sir Keir almost £40,000 in football tickets, and is one of the largest providers of hospitality to the Labour leader. Labour peer Waheed Alli, who paid for his position, gave the Labour premier large sums for his work wardrobe, including £2,435 worth of glasses and £16,200 worth of work clothing. During the election alone Starmer received £12,588 in gifts including four Taylor Swift tickets worth £4,000, Euros final tickets valued at £1,628, and several Arsenal match tickets exceeding £6,000 in total.
“I receive a huge salary, diamond encrusted large pension, but I still accepted expensive freebies from shady businessmen who need special ministerial favours in order to have business advantages others cannot achieve. It’s good for the British economy, apparently. If you don’t like it, tough luck!”
Deputy leader Angela Rayner has also accepted free designer clothes donations, to the value of £2,230, along with the Chancellor Rachel Reeves who received a total of £7,500 from a Labour donor called Juliet Rosenfeld from January 2023 to May 2024 for special favours.
But the Prime Minister has continued to insist it was his right to accept “freebies” despite his vast salaries and pension incomes.
“Fuck the pensioners, they’re going to die anyway! If I don’t accept hospitality, I can’t do anything. I need it all, I want more, I want everything! Gibs me dat now! I even nick free paper towels from McDonald’s and have an entire room full of them,” Sir Keir oinked, salivating all over his Italian marble floor.
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