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Second Presidential Debate: Kamala Harris Won After Trump Triggered

PHILADELPHIA - USA - Presidential candidate Kamala Harris clearly won the second presidential debate after Trump floundered.

The Teflon Don was rattled and triggered by some underhand moves by Kamala Harris, who played on Trump’s weaknesses, even babbling on about Haitians eating dogs at one point. Trump at various points was flummoxed by the female element of the debate. To her credit, Kamala tried to portray herself as the adult in the room, and held a firm line against a stalwart yet strangely unhinged, bothered Trump utilising his typical rhetoric about his usual gripes about immigration and fracking etc. The second presidential debate was a remarkable contrast to the first one, with an incoherent Joe Biden mumbling inanely.

Watch the second presidential debate here

Who to believe? Let’s face it they both lied, and even though Harris has presided over a disastrous Biden tenure, she still somehow put forward a ‘positive’ view of false hope for the future, inclusive to all Americans. The debate at times, to be fair to Trump, looked like a three on one contest with Trump being the odd man out as the biased hosts pandered to the Democrat candidate.

Where Trump does fail is in his attitude to Ukraine. He does not seem to grasp that Putin will not stop at Ukraine, and like Hitler after the Poland invasion, will continue through to the rest of Europe. He obviously admires Vladimir Putin, but so what? Admiring someone does not change the fact that that person will not do harm to you or others. This is where Trump truly falls behind, and it seems Kamala Harris profited off this weakness very well.

Eating cats and dogs? This was obviously a well-planned, and rehearsed move by Kamala, and she was gifted this gem by tricking Trump to reveal that he actually believes odd bits of internet bullshit without fact checking anything.

Trump did not make anything stick on Kamala, and she actually did get under his skin at times. The Don seemed to be bogged down with his own personal dislikes and emotional stuff instead of concentrating on the concerns of the country and world. Everything’s always about him as the centre of everything, and Kamala expertly brought that out in Trump’s narcissistic character, revealing itself all too evidently.

Kamala Harris showed that she does things by the book, as opposed to Trump who throws the book out of the window. Kamala even revealed she owns a gun, so that was another point that did not stick regarding gun control, but who really knows if that’s true or not?

Anyway, none of this shit matters. What matters to Americans is what Taylor Swift likes and endorses, so when she went on Instagram to endorse Kamala, many little girls probably swooned with delight Swift has 300 million followers, and the brainless Swifties follow her orders without thought. It’s still going to be close though, but it’s all down to women now, and after tonight’s debate Kamala Harris was the winning candidate here as she articulated her points much better than Trump who did fall into Kamala’s carefully laid out traps.

Looks like we could witness the first female President of the United States soon…hopefully not.

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20 COMMENTS

  1. Why does Kamala Harris or Kamala Ranjit or whateva wear a traditional Indian dress? Is she not proud of being an Pajeeta?

  2. I ate a curry once and in the morning i thoght my anus had fallen out of my body. Don’t do it folks it gonna hurt like a ring of fire on yo a-ss hole!!!

  3. Kamala Harris gonna win this Ill tell yall why. Cuz we got the ballots and no voter ID in Democrat states. The Repugnants are gonna lose for that reason alone. Plus yall seen Obama on the trail he is whiping up a storm for Kam. You go Girl!!!!!

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