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Labour Politburo: Soviet Britain Dekulakization to Abolish Private Land Ownership

SCUNTHORPE - England - The Labour Politburo has outlined its collectivist plan to abolish private land ownership.

The soviet Labour government today announced the establishment of the Committees of the Poor, the Labour Politburo revealed to abolish private land ownership. The new committee will play an important role in the coming collectivist actions against Britain’s landowners and farmers, and will lead the process of redistribution of confiscated lands, inventory, and food surpluses from farms. Along with redistribution of wealth programs targeting farmers, all private property in Britain will be seized over time, and it will be illegal to own any form of tangible property.

The collectivisation effort will begin with private farms being repatriated to the state. The supreme Labour plan is to do this by utilising punitive taxation processes, and to split farm ownership up or completely eviscerate it. Labour calls this the “Dekulakization” of Britain’s countryside. Where food was once grown, and livestock kept, there will be row upon row of garish, grey social housing and concrete.

“Now we have the opportunity to carry out a resolute offensive against the wealthy capitalists and bourgeoisie landowners, break their resistance, eliminate them as a parasitic class and replace their production by redistributing their wealth to the proletariat and state apparatus through collectivisation,” Comrade Starmer told the Politburo of the Communist Party of the Soviet Britain today.

Abolish private land ownership

During the 1st Plenary Session of the 177th Central Committee meeting, shortly after the 177th Congress, there were calls from Comrade Starmer to also recognise all previously owned private property as that of being now owned by the state.

In this respect, British landowners will have to relinquish their former rights to own property or assets of any kind in order for their wealth to be redistributed to the state bank mechanism and HMRC. This initiative will also be called the Great Reset, and will be introduced formerly in 2027 by the Labour Politburo.

Comrade Angela Rayner, the Chairman of the Council of People’s Commissars, along with Comrade Rachel Reeves will be at the forefront of the Class War that will inevitably erupt when all property is forcefully seized by the state.

“You will be given three choices; either you will be taken and shot, or taken to a Gulag in Scunthorpe or Grimsby where you will be forced to do hard labour until you die, or you will be kept within your own region in a local Gulag where you will be forced to do hard labour until you die. The choice is yours, so choose wisely.”

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