HICKAM - Hawaii - US Navy dunces are now sailing the high seas in state-of-the-art ships they can't control.
If you’re an American thank your lucky stars you are being protected by the US Navy in the event of some kind of invasion or war…or are you protected? Maybe things ain’t so rosy, especially as the US Navy is now manned by single brain celled dunces who don’t know which way is fucking north, let alone how to sail a fucking ship or defend America.
You see, since the US Navy lowered its entrance exams to get more recruits, the quality of sailors has seriously plummeted.
Dunces on the bridge
Recruits are now so dumb that exams are just one piece of paper where the recruit is simply told to write an X in a box in the middle of the page. Many of the recruits cannot even speak English or complete a basic mathematics test.
“Under the Navy’s new dumbass program, the service will accept lower scores on the AFQT, between the 0 and 10th percentile, as long as the prospective sailor can point at the sea and tell the examiner that the sea is wet and kinda blue,” Lieutenant commander Johnsons added.
Navy Recruiting Command officer Cmdr. Rodrigue Geedunk lined up some recruits during a recruitment session and told them to walk the plank off the ship’s deck whilst it was 300 miles from shore.
“They all complied without hesitation like lemmings, even though some of them drowned because they could not swim. These are the kind of recruits we’re looking for in the US Navy — dumb as shit, who can’t even tie their shoelaces let alone a half Windsor, and they obey even the most ridiculous orders without question.”
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