World

“Putin, you are under arrest!” or Maybe Not Quite

THE HAGUE - Netherlands - The International Criminal Court (ICC) has issued an arrest warrant for Russian President Vladimir Putin, but the question is, who the hell is going to arrest him?

The International Criminal Court (ICC) may have issued an arrest warrant for Russian President Vladimir Putin, but the question is, who the hell has the balls to go and arrest the war criminal?

Putin may be a vile child snatcher and war criminal who is at the forefront of Russian atrocities and genocide committed in Ukraine, but like most rogue states, the Russians do not recognise the ICC.

However impossible it may seem to try Vladimir Putin and his evil cronies, there may be a redeeming chink of light at the end of the tunnel. If Putin’s people eventually are fed up of the fucker, they can easily hand him over. Just put some sleepy stuff in his soup, and when he wakes up he will be in The Hague.

As for shopping trips to Paris and Dubai, there is also a risk that Mad Vlad could be handed over to some clandestine agency. Wave enough cash in front of some people and anything is possible.

No doubt, Putin will now be so paranoid that he will be in his bunker and trust absolutely no one, which he never did anyway.

What would Serge think?

Help Support Independent Publishers

PLEASE SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB We fight for freedom, justice and coffee.
Disqus Comments Loading...
Share
Published by

Recent Posts

Why Illegal Immigrants and Asylum Seekers From Third World Are Mainly Men

DOVER - England - Why are the majority of illegal immigrants and asylum seekers single…

12 hours ago

Russian Roulette: Trump Threatens to Call Putin Silly Names if No Ukraine Ceasefire

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Trump has threatened Vladimir Putin with a volley of…

24 hours ago

Netflix Announces Permanent Series of Meghan Markle Show

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Streaming company Netflix has announced the permanent series of the Meghan…

2 days ago

The Coming Civil War and Other Delights

LONDON - England - Currently, Britain is in the throes of massive societal and cultural…

3 days ago

EU to Ban Sales of Crucial Antibiotics and Medical Supplies to USA

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU is planning to ban sales of crucial antibiotics and…

3 days ago

Millions of Britons Need Counselling and Therapy Caused by Rachel Reeves

SCUNTHORPE - England - Millions of Britons are receiving counselling and therapy after severe trauma…

5 days ago