Obama: “100 Million Sign Up to Obamacare”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Obama has proudly told reporters that 100 million people have signed up to Obamacare.

President Obama made the amazing announcement today whilst being interviewed by a press pack at his local golf course.

“I have some amazing news for you all. One hundred million people signed up to Obamacare today from my website. Now watch this drive,” Obama quipped as he hit the ball into the rough.

Fortunes have certainly turned around for the embattled president who is now riding high in the polls with his flagship Obamacare affordable care act (ACA).

News crews also noticed the president’s nose grow an incredible 23 inches as reporters were interviewing him during the golfing session.

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