How Mick Lynch the Grinch Stole Christmas

LONDON - England - RMT Union boss, Mick Lynch, is the Grinch who stole Christmas from millions of people across the UK.

It takes a special sort of Grinch cunt like Mick Lynch to shit on your Christmas! Empty streets, empty shops, and empty restaurants as Mick Lynch’s grim Grinch demands are full of meanness. Mick Lynch hates Christmas, and he hates you for not agreeing to pay him an extra hundred thousand atop his two hundred thousand. This vile greedy creature and his RMT Marxist minions already get paid vast sums of money, but that’s not enough for the feckless covetous squealers, especially with all they’ve poisoned. Mick the Grinch hates Christmas, and he hates you. Now, please don’t ask why he’s such a fucking cunting poo poo? It could be, perhaps, that he has a cock two sizes too small. It could be because his Commie head wasn’t screwed on right, that’s what it says in the latest poll. The filthy shister Lynch doesn’t have a heart, but he has a large smelly Brussels Sprout fart. Staring down from his RMT mansion with a sour grinchy frown. Mick Lynch adjusts his turdy diarrhoea filled crown. It’s just another day in the Marxist militant RMT union world of greed and corruption. Your train is stuck in the depot because of Grinch and his nasty disruption. Fuck you Mick Lynch, and fuck your greedy militant RMT union Marxist Bolshevik dysfunction.

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