Obamacare Website Code Also Runs Nuclear Red Button

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Obama has made another admission about the Obamacare website .

Speaking in the Rose Garden, the president of the United States made another startling admission about the code for his little Obamacare website project.

“Well y’all know what a success my pet project has been, especially with the coding of the Obamacare website. I got some even better news for you folks, well, we decided to get the same programmers to upgrade the nuclear launch facilities all across America.”

Just at that moment, three pregnant women fainted, four reporters passed out and the Vice President, Joe Biden slapped his forehead and fell backwards.

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