France Rises From the Ashes of Eurogeddon

PARIS - France - Like a Phoenix from the flames, soon France may find liberty and freedom again.

To be set free from the shackles of euro slavery, and for her economy to shoot up into the outer reaches of space, can the French maiden let loose from the darkness and reach her hand into the light?

The EU has stifled France, muffled her voice and condemned her to the wild tax mad ramblings of the clinically insane Francois Hollande — a puerile man whose idea of economic embellishment is to categorically destroy everything with socialistic punitive taxes.

Can the rising Joan D’Arc save France from being marginalised forever? The French are understandably fed up with the EU communist entity and will do or vote for a saviour from their prison.

The Bastille gates will be breached and the EU technicians taken to the guillotine for some swift justice.

Vive La France, they will shout as the heads roll into the baskets, these bringers of EU monstrosities onto a land that once coined the phrase Liberté, égalité, fraternité, except no brown people allowed.

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