Obama: “When I Lie, That’s the Truth”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Obama has made another keynote speech on the eve of the government shutdown.

“Friends, Romans, Commmies. I am your Comrade in Chief. Everything I have said in the past and will say in the future may be a big lie but it is in fact a truth because you all believe what I say. That’s what makes a lie a truth. Jeez, I’m just too good at it, and I can’t stop even if I tried,” President Obama was then patted on his back by some fellow Democrats hanging around.

Most Americans were however not shocked by the revelation that everything about President Obama is an actual lie.

“It’s the old Soviet technique of repetition. If you repeat a lie enough times, it becomes the truth,” former White House aide, Seymour Butt, told CNN.

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