US Says Drone Strike on Guardian Newspaper Terror Camp Was Justified

LONDON - England - Terrorist journalist organisation, the Guardian newspaper's terror training camp in the heart of Shoreditch has been neutralised thanks to a drone strike late last night the BBC reported.

“One minute they were sipping their lattes, tapping away at their laptops, the next, there was just rubble and smoke,” a witness to the hellfire missile attack told reporters.

Operation Grauniad has been going on for sometime and is a well coordinated operation to erradicate journalists (terrorists) who oppose the system in any way.

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