How We Know Aliens Don’t Exist

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Why you need to take any pentagon UFO and aliens disclosure with a pinch of salt.

When the Pentagon is disclosing anything about UFOs and aliens from outer space, everyone needs to stand up and listen. What does this ‘disclosure’ from the Pentagon mean?

“First things first, if the Pentagon tells you something, anything, you better start thinking the opposite. The Pentagon never discloses anything unless it is designed to misinform the public, or promote some sort of agenda that will benefit the Pentagon. If they tell you to run left, get ready to run right,” one former ‘liar’, ahem, Pentagon official revealed.

Suffice to say, when the Pentagon yells little green men in space suits flying UFOs all over the fucking place, take it with a pinch of salt.

You can be certain that these ‘unknown’ craft are fully known to the Pentagon, and have been in development in secret for the last 50 years in places like Groom Lake, Area 51.

When you have the likes of Eric Schmidt, former Google CEO, who nearly ground the company to the ground, working for the Pentagon, it is obvious that what they say is not always the truth. Of course, the Pentagon is not all that bad, but we have to factor in the agency’s agenda when releasing any sort of news to the public.

Whatever their agenda, the Pentagon is using low level operators in the Navy and Air Force to spread the UFO sightings across news networks for a reason.

Just be weary of what they tell you and do your own research from multiple sources, if you are in the least interested in the UFO disclosure.

Until then, just keep yawning as they bring out more stuff. Apathy is pretty much the only reaction most people give, as many would not bat an eyelid these days if an alien did turn up on their front lawn. No one gives a flying fuck any more.

Daily Squib Book

DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"
Disqus Comments Loading...
Share
Published by

Recent Posts

Beyond Satire: ‘Anti-Islamist’ Saudi Ploughs Car Through German Christmas Market

MAGDEBURG - Germany - Another beyond satire moment where an Arab migrant doctor who claims…

1 day ago

Lord Mandy Sent By Starmer to Washington to Thwart Trump

LONDON - England - Lord Mandy is being sent by Starmer to Washington to keep…

2 days ago

COVER-UP: Daily Squib Knew Biden Was Senile and Unfit Before 2020

LONDON - England - What the mainstream media is reporting today, the Daily Squib knew…

2 days ago

Why Eco and Green Groups Are Silent Over Labour Plans to Bulldoze Protected Countryside

THE COUNTRYSIDE - England - It is rather funny that the eco and green groups…

3 days ago

Pensioners Are Freezing This Christmas Thanks to Starmer and Reeves

SCUNTHORPE - England - The evil Labour Party and Keir Starmer are laughing with glee…

4 days ago

Sleazy Labour Liars Prove Election Promises Do Not Mean Anything in UK

LONDON - England - The sleazy Labour liars who said anything to get elected have…

4 days ago

This website uses cookies.