Michelle Obama Starts Prison Riot in White House West Wing

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Michelle Obama, who has stated that the White House is like living in a prison, has gone one step further and started a riot in the West Wing.

“She got angry that the lobster was not cooked well enough. Then she started banging her cup on the table and saying the food stinks. The White House prison guards put an immediate shut down on the West Wing and flooded the area with tear gas,” Larry Somers, the White House’s official prison warden told Fox news.

Michelle Obama, then barricaded all the doors and windows and said she wanted some “real f*cking food”.

“We had to order up some cheeseburgers, fries, a gallon of soda and a large tub of triple chocolate pudding,” Mr Somers added.

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