“I don’t want to see a Whites Only sign again. That’s just something I hope I never get to see, even if it is all white and heavenly up there,” Mr Mandela said from his hospital bed.
It certainly would be Nelson Mandela’s worst nightmare if there was a Whites Only policy in heaven.
“Yes, they may not let blacks into heaven, but if that’s the case, then I plan on changing that rule as well,” Mr Mandela added.
A fighter to the end.
Daily Squib Book
DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works.
The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"
St Peters usually asks a question to every entrant. PW Botha was asked to spell " Rose", and he did; so he got into Heaven. Nelson Mandela will be asked the same type of question, but this time it may be to spell other flowers like Ranunculus, Chrysanthemum etc.
St Peters is very fair in heaven.