HAMBURG - Germany - There has been German fury that Obama's NSA has been bugging their EU communications.
“Commies are now bugging commies. Now that comes as a surprise,” a man on a desert island said.
Who would have thought it, the Obama administration is collecting data on every communication in the EU.
“They’re bugging everyone else so it stands to reason that Obama’s commie crew are going to bug the EU commie crew. Makes perfect sense,” a surveillance specialist said.
Do bears sh*t in the woods, is the Pope Catholic?
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