Spy Charged With Spying

WASHINGTON DC - USA - A U.S. spy has been charged by the Pentagon for spying, it has been revealed.

“One of our spies was..er..spying and that’s why we..er..charged him with spying,” an unidentified spokesman said from a bush outside the Pentagon.

These are serious allegations against the spy and if he is caught and charged for spying he could be in trouble.

“He was spying. Now that’s a crime because we trained him to spy on millions of Americans and he spied on us instead. We need to catch him and rewire his goddamn brain, the daft git,” another unnamed spook revealed.

It seems there’s a lot of spying going on these days.

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