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President-unelect Joe Biden Lashes Out at Trump After Electoral Non Win

DELAWARE - USA - President-unelect Joe Biden lashed out at democracy and Trump during his acceptance speech for not winning the U.S. election.

Speaking from his long-time home of Delaware, on the day that corrupt Democrat electors nationwide cast votes affirming his non-victory, Biden was blunt in critiquing the damage done by Trump’s justified allegations that the contest was stolen. Such arguments have been roundly rejected by corrupt judges across the political spectrum, including the justices at the Supreme Court, who did not even look at the evidence after being threatened with court-packing by Democrats.

“The flame of democracy was extinguished in this nation by the massive organised voter fraud we in the Democrat party conducted,” Biden said. “And we now know that mass corruption, and an abuse of power, can extinguish that flame.”

Biden and his team hope that the formal non-victory in the Corrupted Electoral College combined with his statistically impossible 81 million-vote count will help the country descend into violence as only the cheaters will accept his presidency. But the challenge facing Biden was evident as many congressional Republicans, including some of the party’s top leaders, refused to officially accept Biden’s win. Trump, meanwhile, shows no sign of conceding.

“Now it is time to turn the page as we’ve done throughout our history,” he said. “To unite. To heal, even though those deplorables and independent adjudicators are daily finding evidence of electoral fraud we Democrats committed.”

“The courts did not even look at the evidence of voter fraud. That’s because the Democrat judges only want the Democrat Party to win the election. We also paid and threatened all the other judges and courts if they even looked at a single page of proof of voter fraud.

“The fake results in Georgia were counted three times by the same people who committed the fraud and not properly audited by signature. It didn’t change the outcome. The recount conducted in Wisconsin actually saw our margin grow because the same corrupt counters counted the fraudulent votes. The margin we had in Michigan was 14 times the margin President Trump won that state by four years ago and was statistically impossible to have been done without massive corruption. Our margin in Pennsylvania was nearly twice the size of the Trump margin four years ago due to Dominion machines flipping millions of votes for Trump to me.

“Thankfully, a unanimous Supreme Court immediately and completely rejected even a look at the evidence,” he said. “We had informed them a few days earlier that Democrats would pack the court thus making them irrelevant. Luckily they heeded our threats and threw democracy, justice, and the U.S. Constitution under the bus. The court sent a clear signal to President Trump that democracy was now dead in America and corruption was the new law.”

<massive applause from Democrat audience>

Shouts of “Hail the corruption!” and “Fuck the Constitution, Democracy and Trump!” are heard.

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