Socialist Tory Party to Join With Socialist Labour Party and Lib Dem Socialists

LONDON - England - Voters for the 2015 General Election will have the choice of voting for one party, political pundits have proclaimed.

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“On the voter slip will be one single box to tick and this will simplify the process of voting for everyone in the UK,” an election organiser said yesterday.

Plans are already under way for the simplified election which will see one single socialist party win the vote.

“We live in a socialist system anyway so it does not matter which party comes into power. It is all socialised health care, socialised welfare and socialised state schools run by a socialist council system and socialist Whitehall state control system,” a Westminster insider revealed.

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