“I must say it is an impressive piece,” Foreign Secretary, William Hague commented when he met Mr Kerry’s toupee.
Mr Hague has even shown interest in acquiring a similar hair piece so he can dazzle his wife Ffion with it.
“I might take her to one of those seedy hotels in Earls Court and get a room with twin beds in it. When I get my new hair, she will most certainly push the two beds together,” Mr Hague quipped.
At one point while visiting Number10 Downing Street a gust of wind blew Mr Kerry’s hair piece off.
Mr Kerry said in his droning monotone voice: “That toupee went down like the Belgrano. Ouch!”
Murderous scum. If he sleeps with that pig he should have to register as a sex offender. Subhuman filth. Read his book. He is garbage.
Seriously people it’s not a wig
You are looking at a $15,000 piece of merchandise. And he probably has a collection. I’ll bet he wears it in bed with whomever.