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Greece: The Gift That Keeps Giving

BERLIN - Germany - As the famous quote goes: "Never accept Gifts From Greeks" well, the EU technocrats are finally realising that the Greeks not only love to give gifts but keep on giving them even after the wooden horse has all but disintegrated.

“First we gave them lots of subsidies, like billions of euros which they spent like water without paying an ounce of tax, then when it came to pay they refused and said their creditors should take a haircut of over 70%. Now that they say they want more spending money and no means to pay it back and they still refuse to pay tax. I tell you, Greece is like a case of the clap, it’s the gift that keeps giving,” a Troika member told Bild magazine.

European Union officials want to take over the Greek budget because the Trojan horse bearing Greeks have left a massive bomb within the gates of the EU.

“The Greek economy is a black cash hole where German taxpayers’ money is dumped and never seen again. This is the reality of the situation, because of instances like cleaners in the Athens subsidised subway getting paid 65,000 euros per annum for a two day week. Greeks retire at the age of 45, whereas most Northern Europeans, especially Germans, retire at 67. In other words, Greece is not sustainable as an economy, because they have no industry like Germany, and they rarely pay any form of tax. Witness the riots they have when they are told to pay tax. Greece is the Achilles heel of the EU, and once it is cut free from the EU, the euro will soar so high that even Zeus will get knocked over,” an EU technocrat, speaking from the ECB said.

This is the point of no return for Greece. Either it gives control to the EU Troika and loses complete sovereignty and dignity but with a small chance of paying back its enormous debts, or it is ejected from the EU and left to rot in obscurity and huge debt. The choice is yours. Choose wisely. What would Plato do?

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3 COMMENTS

  1. Thats not true..I work at the private sector and I earn 700€. Im telling you I'm busting my ass off. The problem is in the puclic sector…there are payed over 1000€ to do nothing. They are over 1000000 public servants!!!!!!!!!!!thats our cancer…These are the m@@ther f@@rs that will kill Greece at the end and thats because no politician has the balls to sent all those lazy dogs "koproskila" in greek home.
    And fuck no…we work..I work all day I even continue my studies at the university, I have 2 kids and those sorry ass politicians are ruing my country…
    Thats the real situation in Greece…
    I will retire at 65 by the way and nobody told me that we were living with someone elses money…..
    Greece will rise again and thats because solial parties made a huge mistake..
    THEY EDUCATED US….THATS THEIR DOOM AND THATS WHY SOMEDAY OUR DEPT WILL BECOME "APEXTHES" /*ILLEGAL*/
    "ου καν λαβεισ παρα του μη έχοντος" THATS ANGIENT GREEK AND THE TRANSLATION IS THAT YOU CANNOT TAKE SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE THAT HAS NOTHING TO GIVE.
    By the way EUROPE sucks:p

  2. Germans deserve everything they got. Nazi killers!! Greek get them by debt. Now they have OUR debt LOL HAH

  3. This sums it all up===

    Greece lied its way into the single currency, and it has repeatedly failed to keep its promises since, even after agreeing the conditionality of IMF and Eurozone loans. If it wants to stay in the club, which bizarrely in my opinion, it still appears to, then some way of forcing it to obey the rules must be found. You don't keep lending to a perpetually delinquent creditor…

    The euro is never going to work as a union of fiscally sovereign states. If they really want to stay in it, then the Greeks must in effect suspend democracy until so Germanified that obeying the rules becomes second nature. And even then they will likely require permanent fiscal transfers from the core to maintain a comparable standard of living.

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/jeremywarner/100014524/germany-has-every-right-to-impose-a-gauleiter-on-greece/

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