Obama: "Why Disarming America is My Last Act As President"

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama plans on making his last act as president count the most -- disarming its heavily armed population once and for all.

“The UK population has been effectively disarmed by successive British governments, so it goes to reason that the US should have its population castrated and disarmed as well,” Johnny Bloom, an analyst for the Telia Think Tank wrote in a recent research paper.

Obama’s failed stimulus programs were hailed as wonderful ways of increasing the US debt mountain, on which he added his expensive healthcare initiative notching on a further $5 trillion of debt burden. Obama has been the biggest spender in the history of the United States. With two expensive wars raging on two fronts, and his pet projects, Obama was left with little or no money to pay the interest on US debts, let alone his country’s huge social security bills, so he asked for a debt ceiling increase. This was granted only after compromising the US AAA rating meaning America will have to pay a higher rate of interest on debt.

American Poor House

“There are no jobs, no industry and some guy comes in spending like a kid in a candy store. Obama plays 90 rounds of golf and takes 25 vacations a year, each costing taxpayers five to seven million dollars a pop. That’s not including his wife either, who spent $15 million on vacations in 2011 alone. She also has an unlimited credit card on the US taxpayer, so she’s been stocking up on all those goodies. We foot the bill on that. You over there, working in your backbreaking job polishing hubcaps for $6 an hour, you’re paying for Michelle Obama to live like Marie Antoinette wished she could have lived,” a Capitol Hill insider told the Washington Times.

“The truth is we’re broke. There’s no way we can pay back the trillions we owe to China, and I think China knows that too. When we don’t pay them their money, what’re they going to do then? We were OK bullying and desecrating small countries like Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya, but when it comes to the might of China, that’s when we shut up. We don’t like picking fights with countries that are equal or bigger than us, only countries that we can bully and conquer,” Johnson Fredericks, a Pentagon official told CBS.

A New Safe America

Obama in his second term will shift to the armed and dangerous American people in his urgency for disarmament.

“The people got guns, they need to be disarmed or we will have anarchy when the fiat currency based financial system collapses soon. This is why Obama’s TSA army will go house to house and disarm each household who has registered or illegal arms. The people will be monetarily compensated, and if they try and withhold the weapons, or hold illegal ones, they could be arrested. The people cannot be trusted anymore. It’s coming to a neighborhood near you soon, and your house, so be prepared to hand over your weapons,” Joel Finklestein, an Obama re-election campaigner said at a recent rally in Chicago.

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