An angry Prince Philip, who has never worked a day in his life, today told the Sunday papers that wind farms are almost as useless as the royal family.
“I suppose if you put an electric plug up my arse or maybe Prince Edward’s, you would not get any electricity. At least wind farms make electricity, whereas the royal family are basically a bunch of ‘useless eaters’ to coin a phrase. We’re benefit cheats on a higher rate than the oiks, but we’re all basically the same as them,” Philip told the BBC.
In other news, Mr Pot told Mr Kettle that he was black.
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The wind farms are far better looking than the royal spongers that's for sure!