Theresa May to Conduct Mass Debate on TV

LONDON - England - the PM, Theresa May will have a mass debate live on TV, this Saturday at 9 pm.

News just in, PM Theresa May is going to have a mass debate on the BBC it has been confirmed today.

TV bosses were however not sure who or when the PM will have a mass debate with, because she keeps ducking and diving in and out of the debate.

“She calls me and says she will have a mass debate session with Jeremy Corbyn watching, but there will be no Brexiteers allowed on the show. Then after five minutes she calls back cancelling her mass debate so we cancel everything. Two minutes later she calls and says she will have a mass debate with herself but filmed by us to be broadcast after the watershed,” an exhausted BBC executive revealed today.

One of the PM’s aides, John Sommers, was indignant about the whole affair.

It’s a sticky problem

“I just told her, come on, pull your fingers out. You’re already knuckles deep in it. You have to have this mass debate otherwise people won’t take you seriously anymore. Trying to get the PM to make a decision is like rubbing a forty day old pollock until all the fish juice squirts out all over the carpet, imagine the smell of it.”

After much wrangling, it has been officially confirmed Theresa May will have her mass debate on telly, this Saturday. She will be mass debating with herself and trying to convince herself that her Brexit In Name Only bad deal is what people want.

“The PM firmly believes in repetition. For example, if you say a lie to people long enough, not only do they start to believe your lies, but eventually you will believe your own lies. That is the way the cookie crumbles,” the PM’s aide added.

 

 

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