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Traitor Cameron Attends Palace Charged With High Treason

LONDON - England - The PM has been summoned in shackles to Buckingham palace today and may be charged with the Treason act of 1351, 1702 and 1708.

“We have reason to believe that Mr Cameron, by supporting a remain vote in the EU referendum, is thus adhering to the sovereign’s enemies, giving them aid and comfort, in the realm or elsewhere and moving foreigners to invade the United Kingdom by giving up its sovereignty, freedoms, ability to defend itself and dissolving the power of parliament and the crown to Brussels. Mr Cameron will attend a preliminary hearing at the palace before being moved to the Tower of London where he will be hanged from his neck until dead, then his carcass will be put up on a post in front of the Houses of Parliament,” High Court judge, Lord Justice Giles Higginflintstowe, announced this morning.

Mr Cameron denied he had committed High Treason, but his actions have proved otherwise and he was arrested and detained from Number 10 Downing Street on Thursday morning.

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“He supported and encouraged Britain staying in the unelected communistic fascist entity called the European Union as well as instances of tax avoidance. In other words, he wants Britain to be in that thing and lose all of its abilities to dictate its own laws, monetary policy as well as defence policy. This is tantamount to High Treason and will be treated as such,” a member of the Conservative party told the Daily Telegraph.

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4 COMMENTS

  1. You literally sucking up every word of William Joyce.
    They won’t be pleased when they work it out, you know.

  2. EVIL Cameron is a TRAITOR to Queen and country.
    He is arming our Al Qaeda enemies that are NAZI
    GERMAN FUNDED. Germany has many cars but
    NO OIL so this is why MERKEL is with Al Qaeda.
    Cameron is BOUGHT AND PAID FOR by MERKEL.
    Study basic GCSE history and it is all very CLEAR.
    Infor at http://www.UKOK.fr.gd The UK is OK with NO REGIME.

    • The QUEEN (Betsy) is not even English.. She’s from Nazi Germany and her son now lives in Dracula’s castle..
      a REALLY twisted family..

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