In another one of president Mugabe’s elections where democracy is strictly adhered to, the dictator and criminal who has stripped his country of its wealth for his own gain, has had a result he was not counting on.
The election, or military coup, to be more precise, ousted the tin-pot dictator and has put him under house arrest.
Speaking from his new prison, Mugabe was defiant that democracy had finally been served upon himself.
“All those previous rigged elections I presided over were proof that I was a ruthless dictator who often used violence against my own people to get what I want. I have a villa alongside Lake Como, Italy, I have numerous properties in Lake Geneva and several in other undisclosed areas. Along with my many Swiss bank accounts where I siphoned off literally billions whilst my people starved, I am adamant that the military coup committed against my terrifying regime is a just one.”
It is good to see that some form of order has finally arrived in Zimbabwe once more after many decades of the horrible Mugabe reign.
