That Theresa May No Brexit Florence Speech in Full

FIRENZE - Italy - Theresa May has finally completed that much hyped speech she delivered today.

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squidgie squodge squodge wiff waff Brexit delayed till 2021…our EU friends and

Remoaners wiff waff wiff waff wiff waff cough coughety cough Boris sit down and be a good

boy now, shhhhh, no Brexit till 2025 wiff waff wiff waff wiff waff 5,000 word essay on

nothing wiff waff wiff waff UK will pay Brussels whatever they want wiff waff wiff waff wiff

waffle waffle waffle waffle bullshit! Wiff waff wiff waff wiff waff European Courts of Justice

wiff waff wiff waff wiff waff sold off Britain for a pittance wiff waff wiff waff wiff waff anal

beads waffle waffle waffle Boris stay sitting down there’s a good boy, heel! Wiff waff wiff

waff shoe shopping in Milan waffle waffle waffle cough gurgle our dear EU friends wiff waff

wiff waff Brexit will not happen until 2021 wiff waff wiff waff wiff waff passporting wiff waff

wiff waff no Boris keep your fat buttocks on that chair wiff waff wiff waff no Brexit till 2021

Beastie Boys wiff waff wiff waff remoan remoan remoan ad infinitum…….

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