Obama: "British Should Apologise for American Built Gulf Coast Oil Rig Disaster"

LOUISIANA - USA - The American company that built and owns the Deepwater Horizon rig, Transocean, as well as another American company, Halliburton were today praised by Barack Obama for their stellar work in causing lots of anti-British feeling in America.

“This is a great opportunity for me to deflect attention from my failed presidency. Besides, I’ve always hated the goddamn Brits anyway. That’s why I have ordered the destruction of BP, and told all news outlets that I’m out to get BP. You ever seen a black man mad? Well, sheeeit, I’m gonna get medieval on yo limey asses,” Mr Obama said at a press conference near the disaster site.

The oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico has worked wonders in creating anti-British sentiment across the whole of America. Many Americans are in the dark about who built the oil rig and who operated it.

“This is great! We’ve completely deflected all the blame from the American owners of the rig, Transocean and Halliburton. This is now a British blame operation, and I have to say it’s great for our share prices. Those Brits don’t have pensions anymore because we’ve destroyed their biggest company,” state department spokesman, Ollie Oyle, told ABC news yesterday.

Ordinary Americans do not seem to understand that the oil rig was built by an American company and was supplying oil for America. They are being fed anti-British rhetoric every day sanctioned by the Obama administration.

“911 was an enlightened sign that the new order had begun. The Gulf of Mexico disaster is another sign that the thirst for oil is not sustainable,” an economics expert from Harvard university told Fox news on Thursday.

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