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Tony Blair: “UK Could Have Second EU Referendum in 45 Minutes”

LONDON - England - History repeats itself, as former PM, Tony Blair comes out with another outrageous claim.

 

 

 

 

Former prime minister, Tony Blair, has claimed in a new sexed up dossier that Britain could have a second EU referendum in 45 minutes.

“It’s quite easy, I will present more lies to parliament, and not only mislead MPs but also the public. Hang on a second, I’m having a deja vu moment, have I done something like this before?” Mr. Blair said from one of his multi-million pound mansions.

In the new scenario, one wonders who will take the role of Dr. David Kelly? Farage maybe?

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