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Tony Blair: “UK Could Have Second EU Referendum in 45 Minutes”

LONDON - England - History repeats itself, as former PM, Tony Blair comes out with another outrageous claim.

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By Rupert Shillcot
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Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash this blood Clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather The multitudinous seas incarnadine, Making the green one red.

 

 

 

 

Former prime minister, Tony Blair, has claimed in a new sexed up dossier that Britain could have a second EU referendum in 45 minutes.

“It’s quite easy, I will present more lies to parliament, and not only mislead MPs but also the public. Hang on a second, I’m having a deja vu moment, have I done something like this before?” Mr. Blair said from one of his multi-million pound mansions.

In the new scenario, one wonders who will take the role of Dr. David Kelly? Farage maybe?

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