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Vive la Révolution – Marine Le Pen France’s New Jeanne D’Arc

 

 

Au revoir Sarko, you have had your day. Marine Le Pen is sweeping to the helm of the right wing candidates and Fillon will be swept aside too in the upcoming French election in May, 2017.

To be set free from the shackles of euro slavery, and for her economy to shoot up into the outer reaches of space, can the French maiden let loose from the darkness and reach her hand into the light to free France once and for all?

Could this be another Trump/Brexit moment at the polls?

The EU and its ludicrous Schengen policy has stifled France, muffled her voice and condemned her to the wild tax mad ramblings of the clinically insane Francois Hollande — a puerile man whose idea of economic embellishment is to categorically destroy everything with socialistic punitive taxes and burdensome mass unfettered migration.

Can the rising Joan of Arc save France from being marginalised forever? The French are understandably fed up with the EU communist entity and will do or vote for a saviour from the filthy dank EU prison. The boulevards of Paris may once again be something to be proud of, instead of a stinking piss filled camp of degradation.

The Bastille gates will be breached and the EU technicians taken to the guillotine for some swift justice.

Vive La France, they will shout as the heads roll into the baskets, these bringers of EU monstrosities onto a land that once coined the phrase Liberté, égalité, fraternité, only to be given Contraite, inégalité, haine.

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  1. How any French person can vote for any other politician other then Marine Le Pen amazes me. After all that has happened.

    Stories of torture in Paris with one of the victims found with his testicles in his mouth. The authorities, the same elite that is up for reelection again, contended this was the result of one of the explosions, my arse. They cut off his balls and fed them to him. Or how about a Muslim driving an articulated lorry, running down innocent bystanders, firing out the window screaming Allah Akbar. Or an elderly priest having his head cut off in front of his own congregation.

    If these atrocities are not enough for the French public to see only Le Pen can protect them then I will be simply amazed.

    • Many French are brainwashed. They are entrenched in socialist communist ideals that can only be removed through violence and war. The Islamic atrocities upon themselves they accept wholeheartedly because their socialist leaders tell them to accept it.

      • The murder of innocent men, women and children should never be accepted, especially in the ‘civilized world’. I am hoping that sense prevails with the French people and they vote to protect themselves and the rest of the Europe. I expect we will have full fledged civil war in Europe within 20 years unless we have drastic change. By then, it may be too late

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