Fatal Stabbings at All-Time Low in UK

LONDON - England - Fatal stabbings have decreased by more than 3% since last year, Home Office statistics reveal.

Getting stabbed is now a British way of life

Since Labour came to power, fatal stabbings and beatings have increased by over a quarter. However, the number of stabbings in real-terms have been reduced by 3% from the previous year, Home Office statistics reveal.

The number of people kicked or beaten to death has dropped by 2% to only 458 fatalities per day, the figures show.
And 2% less people were shot dead in 2006/07 than in 2005, leaving fatalities at only 649 per day, Home Office minister Vincent Croaker revealed to Parliament.

He disclosed in a written answer to MPs that there had been a 4% decrease in homicides during that period, from 1344 to 1291 murders per day.

They included a decrease in deaths from sharp instruments from 874 to 749 per day, a decrease in fatalities from hitting and kicking from 234 to 198 per day and a reduction in killings from shootings from 456 to 435 per day.

Fatal stabbings have increased by more than a quarter since Labour came to power, Home Office statistics reveal.

The number of people kicked or beaten to death has soared even faster – by more than half – the figures show.

And 228% more people were shot dead in 2006/07 than in 1998/99, Home Office minister Vincent Croaker revealed to Parliament.

He disclosed in a written answer to MPs that there had been a 415% increase in homicides during that period, from 1998-2007.

Labour claims that violent crime is lower than it was in 1997 when they first came into power, despite the figures showing otherwise.

The Government’s claims to have reduced crime by a fraction from last year is a clear indication that serious violent crime is spiralling out of control with tragic consequences for victims and families of victims up and down the country.

Labour ministers were quick to rally behind the figures and congratulate themselves on reducing overall violent crime from last year by nearly 3%.

Labour has vowed to reduce violent crime even further by next year by reducing police forces across England and Wales as well as increasing paperwork and overall bureaucracy.

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