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Shock as Politician Linked to Prostitution

NEW YORK - USA - There was surprise amongst the population when a US Governor was implicated in a prostitution ring.

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A US politician has been linked to prostitution.

This comes with news that the Pope has been linked to Catholicism and that bears are linked to large steaming mounds of shit in the woods.

Eliot Spitzer, otherwise known as “client 9” must have rubbed someone up the wrong way in more ways than one. That’s why they took out the tapes to show ‘joe public.’

We’re wondering in the Squib offices what the Governor did so wrong to be made a fool of in such a way?

Some other links of note: The sky is linked to the colour blue, the British Royals are linked to Germany and George W Bush is linked to the chimpanzee (twice removed).

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