The Oracle Reveals General Election Victory Answer

LONDON - England - Through the incessant electioneering and spectacular displays by buccaneering politicians, the polling stations will be wild with excitement on the night, but the decision has already been cast for the 2015 General Election.

The oracles that reside in the ether and transmogrified effervescence have revealed their answer.

David Cameron will win the 2015 General Election to continue the just mission of taking Britain forward, not backwards.

The oracle cannot be judged for the decisions are already set in stone nothing can change it…not even the BBC.

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