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Ukip in Desperate Bid to Demolish Mosques All Over Britain

WESTMINSTER - England - The UK Independence party are adamant that all mosques across Britain have to go.

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From Lands End to John o’Groats, the mosques are infiltrating British culture, and it is Ukip’s job to put an end to it all.

“These mosques are everywhere. We have to stop this terrible encroachment upon our Christian sensibilities. I say bulldoze the lot,” Edward Sixtoes, a Ukip MP for Twittledale told the BBC.

Ukip leader Nigel Farage has put forward a plan.

“If the building has got these pointy things that stick up in the air, then it’s a mosque. Bulldoze the effing lot. Never mind if some bloke in a frock and a cross around his neck comes running out of one telling us to stop in the name of Jesus, it’s obviously some kind of Islamic trick,” Farage said standing outside Westminster Cathedral.

 

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