Blabbing Special Ops Guy Likes to Talk

MONTANA - USA - When it comes to special operations and intelligence officers, even if retired, talking and bragging can be deadly, but that's not the case for one guy.

“Yeah, I’m a special ops soldier, and I talk about stuff to everyone, including the press. I just can’t stop talking, and talking, and talking. You want to know anything that’s secret, I’ll talk about it in bars, in Walmart, in restaurants, hell I love talking so much I talk to anyone who wants to hear? I hope they ain’t agents from another country or something huh?” U.S. Navy Seal, Bill bin Tawkin, told all news outlets around the world yesterday.

It’s a good thing this Navy Seal is not behind lines in some North Korean bunker being interrogated about state secrets and key operational procedures.

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