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The West: No We’re Not Destroying the Russian Economy, We’re Just Lowering Oil Prices

KIEV - Ukraine - Every time the oil price is artificially dropped, the world gets closer to war, but it's good for the motorists so never mind.

One rouble at a time, it falls and falls, causing mayhem in the Russian exchanges. The West is adamant that its policy of lowering the global oil price is nothing to do with Russia.

“Nah, are you kidding? We’re engineering a lower global crude oil price because we want more motorists to have the feel good factor, it’s nothing to do with destroying the Russian economy,” Secretary of State, John Kerry told the Wall Street Journal.

As the tanks roll into Ukraine from Russia, it is the West’s pervasive action of provocation which is slowly bringing the world to the brink of war.

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  1. Russia needs to takeover Istanbul. There is a busload of Russian unable to defecate on the street. Then, and then can Russia realize its destiny, “The Third Roman Empire” , with Constantinople becoming the seat of government for Tsar (Ceasar) Putler. Hail Putler!!!

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