Obama: “Ima Fly South For the Winter”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Obama is getting ready for his next executive action.

President Obama is ready for his next executive action, he’s going to fly south for the winter months.

“It getting too cold up here, I need some sunshine on my wings, catch a few rays, play some golf, besides, I heard these rednecks be going duck hunting, Ima head south where a duck can be free,” president Obama said from his nest.

Looks like Obama’s days in Washington are numbered, especially seeing as those pesky Republicans and their shotguns got hold of the Senate.

Never mind, there’s always a third term, when the martial law thing kicks in..

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